Half Man Half Biscuit tickets

Half Man Half Biscuit Tickets

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Half Man Half Biscuit Fan Reviews (1) 5.0
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Excellent night.

Bob Wilson – Anchorman Lord I’ve tried the best I can I’ve asked everybody in Kazakhstan But I still don’t understand Bob Wilson – anchorman I’ve been to Kent, Gwent and Senegal I’ve even been to look for Jim Rosenthal Found him on his knees at the Wailing Wall Crying: “Bob Wilson – anchorman” Well I marvel at the things we find beneath the ground And that man can go faster than the speed of sound But I still can’t get my head around Bob Wilson – anchorman I’m cold and I’m hungry and I’m in Dundalk I’ve got no bus fare, I’ve gotta walk It’s raining soup and I’ve got a fork Where be my camper van? Well I’d like to meet Stephenson the engineer And I’d like to meet Faraday and buy him a beer And I’d love to meet the bloke who had the bright idea of Bob Wilson – anchorman

Posted by Robb on 13/04/2024

Half Man Half Biscuit, HMV Empire, Coventry - 12th April 2024

Half Man Half Biscuit, formed in 1984 in Birkenhead, are an iconic band known for their witty, satirical lyrics and distinctive indie rock sound. Their debut album, Back in the DHSS (1985), became an instant cult classic, with tracks like "Trumpton Riots" capturing a unique blend of humour and social commentary.


Over the years, the band has remained steadfastly independent, building a loyal following through their clever lyrics that often reference obscure British culture. Their live performances are a must-see, and they have become festival regulars, playing to dedicated crowds at Kendal Calling and Glastonbury.


Known for their reluctance to chase mainstream fame, they remain beloved by fans for staying true to their roots, delivering performances packed with humour and biting critique. Half Man Half Biscuit's longevity and influence on the UK indie scene are undeniable, and their back catalogue remains a treasure trove for those who love music with wit and heart.


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Formed in 1984, Half Man Half Biscuit became famed for their oddball satirical music as championed by the one and only John Peel.

The band have produced a mighty back catalogue, starting with their awesome debut album Back in the DHSS which saw them top the indie charts upon release in 1985.

They have continued to produce new material including their latest studio albums Urge For Offal which came out in 2014 and No-one Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin Hedge Cut last year.

If Half Man Half Biscuit did not exist, it would be imperative to invent them. Since their formation nearly 30 years ago, their presence has been a necessity.” - The Quietus

In a too often sterile and ugly world, we need someone to come along regularly and remind us that essentially we all inhabit the same strange and ridiculous reality and that it’s the odder details that are worth laughing at or crying along to. It’s one of the many functions that Half Man Half Biscuit perform better than anyone else.” - Louder Than War

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